(Source: tinarannosaurus)

Cosmo Tip #54556:

milddisturbanceatthedisco:

Sensually lean into your partner then shout “I’M GONNA WRECK IT!” in their ear, before smashing all of their windows and climbing up to the roof

Cosmo Tip # 701

notthefemaledondraper:

To get your partner into the mood, seductively lean in and whisper in his ear “I can help you get the Batman.”

v-acent:

Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

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